Now, you are probably wondering why am I giving my wise advice for free. Well, simply I feel sorry for all of you inferior beings who are wondering day to day without a clue in the head. Never fear, lessssster is here. I will give my thoughts and wisdom to all of the needy nerds and nerd girls around the world. And yes the background is gold because my advice is exactly that: Gold.

01-03-02 Here is some advice. If you have a friend name mike and if you remeber the tune by No Doubt's "I am just a girl"; then you can replace the words "I'm" with "mike" and ever time you see him sing, "Mike's Just a Girl" and I will promise you that it will really tick him off. Another thing. Ever notice how many people's names are mike. Are parents today just getting laze, so they just name their kid either mike or matt, anyway, that's enough knowledge for you right now. I don't want to overload you.