Episode Name	Date Aired	Episode #	Brief Decription
The Cage	1966	1	This is the first pilot. Watching this you might say to yourself, where the hell is Captain Kirk, and who is this loser they call Pike. You will never catch me calling Cristopher Pike Captain. He will forever be known as Critter Puke.
Where No One Has Gone Before	1966	2	Finally the Star Trek crew got rid of that loser Pike and brought in Captain Kirk. I am glad that they kept Spock "the women" Vulcan from the pilot. In this episode, Kirk's friend (Gary Mitchell) turns into a god-like being. This being no threat to Kirk, since Kirk himself is already a God. Get it since Shatner is a Megalomaniac.
The Corbomite Maneuver	1966	3	A hate bald babie, but I loved this episode. Corbomite is of course just something Kirk made-up, so please don't go around telling people that if we explode then we will exspells these dangerous gases. The only human alive that contains deadly gas is MattDogg.
Mudd's Women	1966	4	I been watching MTV for about a year now and I notice that people are wearing less and less cloths. What's up with that? I mean everyone is basically naked. Oh, yeah this episode was directed by Harvey Hart.
The Enemy Within	1966	5	It's winney Kirk versus cool Kirk. "I want to live. I want to live" says Evil Kirk. "You will. Both of us" says good Kirk. Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.
The Man Trap	1966	6	I just got this great idea how I can both learn spanish and write HTML. I will just pop in Espanol once in awhile in these helpful brief descriptions that don't even seem to talk about the damn episode. I mean, these description are just basically just some Basura Blanco mumbling about crap that nobody cares about. And yes I know I can't use accent marks, so don't bother pointing that out. All this complaining is making me hungry for salt
7	1966	7	I am sorry, but no one is naked in this episode, but maybe there might be an unrated (director's cut) of this episode and we can finally see Sulu butt naked. You know that Marc Daniels is one sick pervert.
Charlie X	1966	8	Story by Gene Roddenberry
Balance of Terror	1966	9	"Perhaps we could have been friend in another time" Okay, so that isn't exactly what he (Mark Lenoard) said, but it was damn close.
What Are Little Girls Made Of?	1966	10	Ever notice that Roger Ebert is getting fatter and fatter through out the years. We tried to make him a member of Fat sacs Inc. but that jerk told us to "F**k-off" I am not making this up. What, you don't believe me?
Dagger of Mind	1966	11	I am not going to even pretend I remember what this episode is about.
Miri	1966	12	I have the perfect insult. If you want to call someone a bad name, but don't want to be vulgar, you can all them an angiosperm. And that is what Marilyn Manson is an angiosperm.
The Conscience of a the King	1966	13	I have more important things to do in my life than to remember point-less facts about Star Trek. And by the way The Enemy Within episode is not number 35 it is number 5 , Duh.
The Galileo Seven	1967	14	Finally, spock is in command of his own ship. Sure his ship is a lousy Shuttlecaft, but hey, you got to start somewhere. This being the first episode to show the shuttlecraft. Actually, Taurus 2 looks like a cute planet to visit, not that I want to build a summer home there, but the rocks are actually quite nice.
Court Martial	1967	15	Kirk is put on trail for leading a crew man to his death. Did Kirk really kill off his crewman named Benjamin Finney on purpose, or is there something fishy going on? Jamie, the daughter of Benjamin Finney, named her after James T. Kirk. Mmmmm, I wonder if she is then going to grow up to be fat and bald just like Kirk.
The Menagerie	1967	16	This is a two part episode, but yet it is considered only one episode, now who's the crazy one. Yeah, another story about Critter Puke.
Shore Leave	1967	17	From some strange reason I always get this episode confused with This Side of Paradise. To remember the difference is to remember that this episode is about dreams of the crew becoming true, where Paradise is about spores going up Spocks nose. I actually really liked this episode simply because it suggested that the smatter you are the more your mind needs to play. So despite the fact that I am 21 years old, I still play video games. Woh, it feels good to finally come out of the closet.
The Squire of Gothos	1967	18	Trelane is a lot like Q I agree, but Q is by far more powerful and cool. I recorded this episode and it came out to be black and white. That doesn't make any sense, then again, neither does developing a star trek episode guide that is not funny nor informative.
Arena	1967	19	You get to see Kirk kick some Gorn booty. The teleplay was by Gene L. Coon; the guy you gave birth to the idea of klingons.
THe Alternative Factor	1967	20	"What about Lazarus? but what about Lazarus?" Can you imagine spending forever fighting yourself. Kind of makes ya think. would you send yourself to forever damnation to save the Universe, I sure in hell wouldn't.
Tomorrow is Yesterday	1967	21	Written by D.C. Fontana. notice that each epsiode Kirk is slowly getting fatter and fatter. Same as Scott.
The Return of the Archons	1967	22	No I have not seen this episode. Hey, it isn't my fault that Sci-fi sation never plays it. Now you might think it to be immature to review an episode I haven't seen, well, I guess you really don't know me at all.
A Taste of Armageddon	1967	23	I haven't tasted Armageddon, but i heard it tastes a lot like chicken.
Space Seed	1967	24	Kirk's ego Vs. Kahn's ego. Which will survive? William Shatner's ego being as big as Jennifer Lopez's ego; Ricardo doesn't stand a chance.
This Side of Paradise	1967	25	I didn't see this episode. Does that make me a horrible person? Oh it does, well, nevermind.
The Devil in the Dark	1967	26	One of the few Star Trek episodes that made me cry, of course I was high on nightquill. Written by Gene L. Coon. This is the episode where William Shatner's father passed away and this is also William Shatner's favorite episode because it reminds him of all of the good times he had with his father. The story is basically about a relationship between a Horta and her child.
Errand of Mercy	1967	27	Sure the Organians look innocent, but those bastards are not what they seem. Always talking about peace, god, it is enough to make you puke. written again by Gene L. Coon. I also really enoughed this episode as well.
THe City on the Edge of Forever	1967	28	"I could have saved her Jim. Do you know what you have just done?"--Bones to Kirk. Spock replies, "He know's, He Know's" This was an interesting episode it shows how peaceful actions could lead to unpleasant conclusions in the future. also I just love the Guardian of Forever which looks like a big giant donut.
Operation--Annihilate!	1967	29	First you learn Kirk has a brother and then he is killed off. What's up with that? Loved this episode with the flying pancakes that attach to your back.
Catspaw	1967	30	This episode is about a cat and his paw. Okay I didn't actually see this episode hey I'm not little stevie wonder; whatever.
Metamorphosis	1967	31	This episode contains a very young Zefram Cochrane and oh yeah some of the series' air dates might be wrong. This episode deals with love between a man and an alien. I really don't see what really is the big deal. I'm mean riker has non-human naughty relationships all the time.
Friday's Child	1967	32	I'm not sure if this episode was suppose to be funny but I laughed my arse off. This episode seemed like it was directed by ED WOOD. I also believe this is the quickest I ever seen a red shirt die. "He was young and inexpierence. It wasn't his fault" --Captain Kirk and my favorite quote when Bones hands Spock the baby and Spock replies, "I think not."
Metamorphosis	1967	31	This episode contains a very young Zefram Cochrane and oh yeah some of the series' air dates might be wrong. This episode deals with love between a man and an alien. I really don't see what really is the big deal. I'm mean riker has non-human naughty relationships all of the time.
Who Mourns for Adonais	1967	33	I haven't seen this episode yet.
Amok Time	1967	34	This episode introduces us to Pon farr; vulcans mating, not a pretty sight. Kirk and Spork are forced to fight to the death on Vulcan. Now remember that Leonard Nimoy invented the vulcan salute with "live long and prosper" [I am not sure if he invented that slogan].
The Doomsday Machine	1967	35	This episode has one of my favorire commodore: Matt Decker. This episode deals with a big giant worm like weapon-creature that goes through space gubbling planets and space ships up. All you can eat baby.
Wolf in the Fold	1967	36	Yeah, we all know it was scotty who killed all those women. I never really trusted scotty. Him always "accidently" beaming people off into space.Also this episode was written by Robert Bloch. What a weird name?
The Changeling	1967	37	Oh my god, it's that robort from Lost in Space and Dr. Who. I hate it when TV shows attack other TV shows.
The Apple	1967	38	Remember that Apples are good for you.
Mirror, Mirror	1967	39	Yep, this is a classic with Spock with a bread. I love mirror universe episodes. I wonder what I would be like in an alternate universe. "What kind of people are we?" --McCoy, which was used in an Information Society song (which is a 90's music group).
The Deadly Years	1967	40	the Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty and some other people of the enterprise is aging rapidly. Scotty looked good for being 100, now they should just add about 5 tons. Damn Pavel A. Chekov for not aging as well, that little brat.
I, Mudd	1967	41	Henry Mudd is back. And fatter than ever. Did you know that Bohemio means beatnik in spanish? Oh, you did. Well, we don't have to be sarcastic about it.
The Trouble with Tribbles	1967	42	The cutiest episode of all time. Tribbles are even more cute than those adorable creatures from the Star Trek TNG episode Conspiracy. "Well, he doesn't seem to like you at all" Kirk says to the Klingon spy.
Bread and Circuses	1967	43	Written by Gene Roddenberry and Gene Coon. This episode is about a Earthlike planet that is somewhat of a 20th Century Rome. And remember that the Sun is actually the SON (thanks for Uhura for pointing that out).
Journey to Babel	1967	44	Written by D.C. Fontana. This episode shows Spock's father Sarek, not to be confused with his lame brother sybox. and don't bother sending me E-mail about how I can't spell, because simply I won't care. and don't you think that it would be cooler to write EPIZODEs instead of EPISODES.
A Private Little War	1967	45	This about is about a War that is Private and yes I have not seen this episode.
The Gamesters of Triskelion	1967	46	Written by Margaret Armen. Do you remember playing Evil Dead: Hail to the King on Playstation and you go to that meatlocker and their is all those nude dead people handing on hooks? Yeah, that was cool.
Obession	1967	47	Written by Art Wallace. Kirk being obessed about something. No, couldn't happen.
The Immunity Syndrome	1967	48	To keep and maintain a high body immunity is important. SO keep eating those apples and keep away from sugar.
A Piece of the Action	1968	49	A planet full of 1920 Chicago Gangsters and baby dolls, so get your heaters ready, because we are read to fight. This episode had no stardate, why?, well probably because they were to busy or lazy to do one. (do one = done); think about it.
By any other name	1968	50	Story by some guy or thing called Jerome Bixby. Sometime I am afraid that my humor just may sometimes run dry and I am simply just not funny. of course, I guess that may be all of the time. but at least I am about as funny as that dork Bill Maher. I hate the show Politically Incorrect, simply because it is just a bunch of rich-dumb movie stars who think they know something about politics. and those Politicians who you really can't trust.
The Return of Tomorrow	1968	51	Sorry, I don't know what was wrong with me in episode 50, but I apoligize and we still love you Bill Maher. Okay dooky (if that is even a word), lovers of the past who died a half of half-million years ago "borrow" the bodies of the crew, so they can make android bodies of themselves. I thought I have seen this episode, but after reading the description in the Star Trek: Episode Guide I don't think I have.
Patterns of Force	1968	52	just pretend that I already described this episode to you.
The Ultimate Computer	1968	53	A computer that can replace Captain Kirk, I like to see that. I thought they already tried that in the pilot episode. Get it, Captain Pike Sucks, oh I mean Critter Puke. Ha, I bet you thought that I would not be consistent.
The Omega Glory	1968	54	Ever notice how every other episode name must start with "THE". This word is over rated and must go. This episode was written by Gene Roddenberry.
Assignment Earth	1968	55	I can't believe it already is the end of the second season, damn how time passes. And yes I used to eat paint chips when I was young. Why do people keep asking me that?