Here is some advice. If you have a friend
name mike and if you remeber the tune by No Doubt's "I am
just a girl"; then you can replace the words "I'm" with "mike" and
ever time you see him sing, "Mike's Just a Girl" and I will promise you
that it will really tick him off. Another thing. Ever notice how many
people's names are mike. Are parents today just getting laze, so they
just name their kid either mike or matt, anyway, that's enough knowledge
for you right now. I don't want to overload you.