I am really tired of crappy televison,`
aren't you? I mean it is all the same mindless materialistic wanna-be
shocking, sexist, crap that they play and replay 24-7, so I thought up
some new ideas that I would like to suggest to certain
networks that might make interesting new shows.
Nuns Gone Wild:
The name says it all. Okay if you don't
like that idea, how about "Real Real Girls Gone Wild" it involves
college women vomiting and then vomiting some more. Sounds sexy doesn't
it. What? you like the original better, well than I guess you really
are not interested in candid camera.
The Carl Sagan Channel:
Carl Sagan all the time. I know his dead, but
just grab his old programs and run them. Come on, don't you want to
listen to how all your beliefs and ideas are wrong and silly. Hey
we all need a little humbling.
Everyone Loves Mollusks:
Hey they are cute and cuddlie. Not only
can you watch them in live action, but you can also adopt them as
Michael Jackson Can Cook:
Not only is he the king of Pop, but also
the King of the Kitchen. Trust me michael, if you want chicks, this is
the best way to meet them (despite the fact that most are over
forty, but heck, you don't want to be too picky).
The Mating habits of the Ratfish:
I wish I had a Clasper on my forehead.
And I hope to god you don't know what I'm talking about or you might
have a lesser opinion of me.
Shawn Michaels Worship Hour
Give the ladies what they want.
What??? it's a good comic strip and they
should also bring back THE CRITIC and DILBERT and maybe there
would be something worth watching on TV. I still love FUTURAMA.
A guy who is obessed with horror flicks and
walks around Modesto with make-up and strange looking eye contacts
scarying the hell out of fundamentalist...
And for the last time, NO I am not Dr. Zombie
Fun with Sponges
No it's not what you think...okay
so it is.
Fun with Paul Booth
Know as THE Tattoo man. Watch his victims scream
in agony and pain. Sounds cool doesn't it.
Bring it back, it was a damn good show.
Death and sex 24-7...give the people
what they really want.
Who is dumber?
A quiz show where people try to show who is the
dumbest of them all. Actually, I think they already have this show on
NBC. This show will contain tought questions like: How many episodes
did they make of Married with Children and Is it a good idea to tail
gate the car in front of you just to get to the red light first?
A show that shows insects (no cross-breeding
of course, since that is against the law, and I always respect the
law [wink wink]), doing the nasty-nasty.